| A blonde driver is pulled over by a patrol car. The officer approached the driver’s door. |
| “Is there a problem, officer?” |
| “You were speeding. Can I see your license please?” |
| “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.” |
| “You don’t have one?” |
| “I lost it four times for drunk driving.” |
| “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?” |
| “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.” |
| “Why not?” |
| “I stole this car.” |
| “Stole it?” |
| The blonde says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.” |
| At this point the officer is getting stressed. “You what?” |
| “The body is in the trunk. You can look if you want.” |
| The officer slowly backs away and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun. |
| The senior officer said, “Could you step out of your vehicle please!” |
| The blonde stepped out of the vehicle. “Is there a problem, officer?” |
| The officer responded, “Yes, could you open the trunk of your car please?” |
| The blonde opened the trunk, which was empty. |
| The officer said, “Is this your car ma'am?” |
| The blonde said, “Yes,” and handed over the registration papers. |
| The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. |
| “One of my officers claims that you do not have a drivers license.” |
| The blonde handed her license to the officer. |
| The officer examined the license. He looked quite puzzled. “Thank you. My officer also told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.” |
| The blonde replied, “Well! I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too!” |
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