| A roll of the dice— |
| Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. An attractive blonde arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. |
| She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." |
| With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, baby, mamma needs new clothes!" |
| As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and screamed, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each dealer, picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. |
| The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one asked, "What did she roll?" |
| The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching." |
| Moral: Not all blondes are dumb. But all men.....are men. |
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13528 Twin Creeks Lane
Lake Oswego, Oregon 97035
Phone: 503.684.1533
Fax: 503.684.4992
Cell: 503.481.4438
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